Did I mention I was hit by a motorcycle?

I was stopped at a traffic light, and a 21-year-old barely permitted driver without insurance rear ended me on an expensive Japanese motorcycle. Broken tail light, very broken motorcycle, cracked bumper. But no broken people.  

The driver of the motorcycle felt pretty bad, but wanted to make it up to me by taking me out on the town and showing me a good time.  He had to settle for a police report and a call from my insurance company.